Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes - Wet Wipes Weird Gifts for Friends Fart Gag Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Adults White Elephant
- THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO WET – You trusted a fart, and now there’s a scary squish in your knickers. Don’t freak out! Grab some Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes, and save yourself!
- ALWAYS BE READY – A pack of Sht My Pants Wipes can help you through any situation where sht happens. Always be ready at work, the supermarket, the bar, or anywhere else a fart can go oh so very wrong. Clean up with these hilarious handy wipes. The discreet travel size pack will keep your dirty little secret for you, so nobody knows you experienced more than thunder down under. *NOT FOR USE ON SENSITIVE SKIN*
- HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Everyone, everywhere has made the unfortunate mistake of waiting a moment too long. Give all the hard-to-buy-for folks on your shopping list a pack of useful Did I Just Sht My Pants Wet Wipes.
- A HEALTHY DOSE OF POTTY HUMOR – Not only is this funny poop gift sure to have your friends rolling with laughter, they’re also handy, powerful wipes. Who doesn’t love a gift that’s hysterical and useful too?
- A WACKY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Sht My Pants Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also an easy choice for Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-SHT-PNT-WIPES
- Size: 15 Count (Pack of 1)
Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes
A Question for the Ages
Of all of life’s important questions, one that you never expect, but inevitably comes is, “Oops…did I just sht my pants?” You can pretend you’ve never been there, but we know better. Admitting it is the first step to preparation. Once you’ve come to terms with the fact that no man, woman, or child is safe from the dangers of a rogue colon, you’re ready to arm yourself with a trusty package of Did I Just Sht My Pants Wet Wipes.
Sht My Pants Wipes will be your best friend when a squirty emergency strikes. Each disposable cleansing cloth is durable and soaked in a high-quality solution that will help restore some dignity as you make a mad dash for your car.
If They Have Butts, They Need These Wipes
Chances are you know a fair amount of people with butts. If you’re scratching your head and wondering what to buy them for a special occasion, Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes are the perfect choice. Shopping done. This delightfully tacky gag gift will have everyone in hysterics and you’ll win any gift-giving occasion. Filled with 15 wipes, this weird novelty gift for adults and teens is a fun and useful stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for Secret Santa gift exchanges or White Elephant parties.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO WET – You trusted a fart, and now there’s a scary squish in your knickers. Don’t freak out! Grab some Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes, and save yourself!
- ALWAYS BE READY – A pack of Sht My Pants Wipes can help you through any situation where sht happens. Always be ready at work, the supermarket, the bar, or anywhere else a fart can go oh so very wrong. Clean up with these hilarious handy wipes. The discreet travel size pack will keep your dirty little secret for you, so nobody knows you experienced more than thunder down under. *NOT FOR USE ON SENSITIVE SKIN*
- HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Everyone, everywhere has made the unfortunate mistake of waiting a moment too long. Give all the hard-to-buy-for folks on your shopping list a pack of useful Did I Just Sht My Pants Wet Wipes.
- A HEALTHY DOSE OF POTTY HUMOR – Not only is this funny poop gift sure to have your friends rolling with laughter, they’re also handy, powerful wipes. Who doesn’t love a gift that’s hysterical and useful too?
- A WACKY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Sht My Pants Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also an easy choice for Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-SHT-PNT-WIPES
- Size: 15 Count (Pack of 1)
Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes
A Question for the Ages
Of all of life’s important questions, one that you never expect, but inevitably comes is, “Oops…did I just sht my pants?” You can pretend you’ve never been there, but we know better. Admitting it is the first step to preparation. Once you’ve come to terms with the fact that no man, woman, or child is safe from the dangers of a rogue colon, you’re ready to arm yourself with a trusty package of Did I Just Sht My Pants Wet Wipes.
Sht My Pants Wipes will be your best friend when a squirty emergency strikes. Each disposable cleansing cloth is durable and soaked in a high-quality solution that will help restore some dignity as you make a mad dash for your car.
If They Have Butts, They Need These Wipes
Chances are you know a fair amount of people with butts. If you’re scratching your head and wondering what to buy them for a special occasion, Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes are the perfect choice. Shopping done. This delightfully tacky gag gift will have everyone in hysterics and you’ll win any gift-giving occasion. Filled with 15 wipes, this weird novelty gift for adults and teens is a fun and useful stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for Secret Santa gift exchanges or White Elephant parties.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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