Funny Anniversary Cards For Husband Or Wife, Funny Anniversary Cards For Him, Blank Inside, I Definitely Could Not Have Tolerated Me For This Long By Modern Wit
- We make funny anniversary cards for him or her. This one reads: I definitely could not have tolerated me for this long. Customers also love to give this as a funny Valentines Day Card or just because.
- A funny love card for him or her that is actually funny can be hard to find - this one nails it!
- It can never hurt to keep an extra I love you card or thinking of you card on hand...or maybe an I'm sorry card...because you have probably done something annoying in recent history.
- Customers also love to give this as birthday card for a husband or wife, girlfriend or boyfriend.
- We offer funny cards for women or men who appreciate a joke, but want something beyond a run of the mill pun. Find a funny birthday card for a friend, mom, dad, brother, sister or anyone with a great sense of humor!
- Our range of greeting cards are always humorous, but never mean, making them a great gift for a boss, coworker, aunt, uncle, niece nephew, grandma or grandpa.
- We produce luxe, heavy weight cards on sustainably sourced premium white stock using richly printed soy based inks.
- This funny greeting card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches and includes a sturdy coordinating recycled kraft envelope. The inside is blank, so that you can personalize it with your own message. Arrives packaged in a clear cello sleeve to ensure your gift is protected.
- Modern Wit is a small, woman owned business in northern IL. Our products are designed and printed in the USA. To shop all of our products, visit the Modern Wit Store!
- Color: Multi
- Manufacturer: Modern Wit
- Model Number: LV008
- Part Number: LV008
- Style: Could Not Have Tolerated Me For This Long …
Our funny anniversary cards feature a witty and unique sentiment captured in a modern minimalist design sure to make the recipient laugh out loud! Product and Packaging - Professionally printed on heavy weight, premium white cardstock. - Greeting card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches. - The inside is blank so that you can personalize it with your own message. - Includes a coordinating sturdy, recycled, kraft envelope for your card. - Card and envelope are packaged in a clear cello sleeve for protection during shipping. - Shop our entire collection at the Modern Wit Store!
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
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International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
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Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
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Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
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Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- We make funny anniversary cards for him or her. This one reads: I definitely could not have tolerated me for this long. Customers also love to give this as a funny Valentines Day Card or just because.
- A funny love card for him or her that is actually funny can be hard to find - this one nails it!
- It can never hurt to keep an extra I love you card or thinking of you card on hand...or maybe an I'm sorry card...because you have probably done something annoying in recent history.
- Customers also love to give this as birthday card for a husband or wife, girlfriend or boyfriend.
- We offer funny cards for women or men who appreciate a joke, but want something beyond a run of the mill pun. Find a funny birthday card for a friend, mom, dad, brother, sister or anyone with a great sense of humor!
- Our range of greeting cards are always humorous, but never mean, making them a great gift for a boss, coworker, aunt, uncle, niece nephew, grandma or grandpa.
- We produce luxe, heavy weight cards on sustainably sourced premium white stock using richly printed soy based inks.
- This funny greeting card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches and includes a sturdy coordinating recycled kraft envelope. The inside is blank, so that you can personalize it with your own message. Arrives packaged in a clear cello sleeve to ensure your gift is protected.
- Modern Wit is a small, woman owned business in northern IL. Our products are designed and printed in the USA. To shop all of our products, visit the Modern Wit Store!
- Color: Multi
- Manufacturer: Modern Wit
- Model Number: LV008
- Part Number: LV008
- Style: Could Not Have Tolerated Me For This Long …
Our funny anniversary cards feature a witty and unique sentiment captured in a modern minimalist design sure to make the recipient laugh out loud! Product and Packaging - Professionally printed on heavy weight, premium white cardstock. - Greeting card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches. - The inside is blank so that you can personalize it with your own message. - Includes a coordinating sturdy, recycled, kraft envelope for your card. - Card and envelope are packaged in a clear cello sleeve for protection during shipping. - Shop our entire collection at the Modern Wit Store!
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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