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- LAUGH YOUR WAY TO "YOUTH" - embrace the inevitable with OldFartamins, the ultimate gag gift for those celebrating another trip around the sun. Packed with candy in a pretend prescription pill box, this funny gift is guaranteed to bring a smile to even the grumpiest of old farts, proving that age is just a number - and a punchline!
- FILLED WITH CANDY - our quirky OldFartamins pill box is filled with Jelly Beans so your aging friend or family member can enjoy a little sweet treat whilst they’re resting their old bones. Birthdays can be overwhelming when you get old, don’t give them a hard time, they’re only this young once!
- COMBAT FUDDY-DUDDYITIS - say goodbye to symptoms of fuddy-duddyitis with OldFartamins' potent formula. From grumpybones to sudden grey hairs, our humorous gifts are designed to tackle the signs of aging with a healthy dose of laughter, proving that you're only as old as you feel - and as funny as you dare to be!
- EFFECTIVE RELIEF FROM CONSTANT MOANING – whatever their symptoms, OldFartamins offers effective relief from aging with a hearty dose of humour. Because when life gives you wrinkles, why not laugh in the face of gravity?
- PERFECT PRANK PRESENT - whether it's a friend, family member, or colleague celebrating another milestone birthday, OldFartamins is the ultimate funny birthday gift for anyone over 40. Ideal as funny gifts for men and women, retirement parties, or just because, this humorous gift is guaranteed to bring a laugh to even the most mature of faces
- GIFTS FOR EVERYONE THIS CHRISTMAS: Whether you're hunting for stocking fillers for women, mens gifts for Christmas, or funny secret Santa gifts for men, this Joke Medicine Box has you covered. It's perfect for secret Santa gifts for men, funny Christmas gifts, and Christmas presents for anyone who loves humor. From gifts for dad Christmas present to rude gifts for women or silly gifts for a laugh, this novelty gift is ideal. Great for girlfriend gifts, mens stocking fillers, Christmas gifts for girlfriend, and funny presents for men alike. Whether it's xmas gifts for men, Christmas presents for dad, or gifts for men who want nothing, this prank gift checks all the boxes!
- Color: Old Fartamins
- Manufacturer: Emperor Supplies Ltd
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: OG2
Old Fartamins Age gracefully? Nah, why not age disgracefully with OldFartamins - the hilarious gag gift that proves you're only as old as your sense of humour! Crafted with care and a generous dash of irreverence, this pretend prescription pill box is more than just a gift - it's a reminder that getting older doesn't have to mean getting boring. Birthday gag gift Picture the look on your friend's face when they unwrap a box of OldFartamins on their 40th birthday - a mix of shock, amusement, and maybe a touch of existential dread. Packed with jelly beans in a pretend prescription pill box, this humorous gift is guaranteed to elicit laughs and maybe even a few groans. After all, what better way to celebrate another year than with a hearty dose of laughter? Realistic pill box filled with jelly beans But it's not just about the laughs - it's about the message behind the madness. With OldFartamins, there are no actual pills, just jelly beans but be prepared, they might just leave a sour taste in a grumpy old persons mouth. And thanks to the realistic packaging, complete with a very realistic prescription paper bag, you can rest assured that your gift will look as authentic as it is amusing. Laughs all round Of course, the real magic of OldFartamins lies in its ability to turn even the most mundane moments into opportunities for laughter. Whether it's combatting grumpybones or warding off sudden grey hairs, this humorous gift is guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most mature of faces. So why settle for boring gifts when you can give the gift of laughter with OldFartamins? BUY NOW and enjoy the fact that age may be just a number, but laughter is timeless - so why not embrace the absurdity and share a laugh with those who matter most?
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
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Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
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Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
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Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- LAUGH YOUR WAY TO "YOUTH" - embrace the inevitable with OldFartamins, the ultimate gag gift for those celebrating another trip around the sun. Packed with candy in a pretend prescription pill box, this funny gift is guaranteed to bring a smile to even the grumpiest of old farts, proving that age is just a number - and a punchline!
- FILLED WITH CANDY - our quirky OldFartamins pill box is filled with Jelly Beans so your aging friend or family member can enjoy a little sweet treat whilst they’re resting their old bones. Birthdays can be overwhelming when you get old, don’t give them a hard time, they’re only this young once!
- COMBAT FUDDY-DUDDYITIS - say goodbye to symptoms of fuddy-duddyitis with OldFartamins' potent formula. From grumpybones to sudden grey hairs, our humorous gifts are designed to tackle the signs of aging with a healthy dose of laughter, proving that you're only as old as you feel - and as funny as you dare to be!
- EFFECTIVE RELIEF FROM CONSTANT MOANING – whatever their symptoms, OldFartamins offers effective relief from aging with a hearty dose of humour. Because when life gives you wrinkles, why not laugh in the face of gravity?
- PERFECT PRANK PRESENT - whether it's a friend, family member, or colleague celebrating another milestone birthday, OldFartamins is the ultimate funny birthday gift for anyone over 40. Ideal as funny gifts for men and women, retirement parties, or just because, this humorous gift is guaranteed to bring a laugh to even the most mature of faces
- GIFTS FOR EVERYONE THIS CHRISTMAS: Whether you're hunting for stocking fillers for women, mens gifts for Christmas, or funny secret Santa gifts for men, this Joke Medicine Box has you covered. It's perfect for secret Santa gifts for men, funny Christmas gifts, and Christmas presents for anyone who loves humor. From gifts for dad Christmas present to rude gifts for women or silly gifts for a laugh, this novelty gift is ideal. Great for girlfriend gifts, mens stocking fillers, Christmas gifts for girlfriend, and funny presents for men alike. Whether it's xmas gifts for men, Christmas presents for dad, or gifts for men who want nothing, this prank gift checks all the boxes!
- Color: Old Fartamins
- Manufacturer: Emperor Supplies Ltd
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: OG2
Old Fartamins Age gracefully? Nah, why not age disgracefully with OldFartamins - the hilarious gag gift that proves you're only as old as your sense of humour! Crafted with care and a generous dash of irreverence, this pretend prescription pill box is more than just a gift - it's a reminder that getting older doesn't have to mean getting boring. Birthday gag gift Picture the look on your friend's face when they unwrap a box of OldFartamins on their 40th birthday - a mix of shock, amusement, and maybe a touch of existential dread. Packed with jelly beans in a pretend prescription pill box, this humorous gift is guaranteed to elicit laughs and maybe even a few groans. After all, what better way to celebrate another year than with a hearty dose of laughter? Realistic pill box filled with jelly beans But it's not just about the laughs - it's about the message behind the madness. With OldFartamins, there are no actual pills, just jelly beans but be prepared, they might just leave a sour taste in a grumpy old persons mouth. And thanks to the realistic packaging, complete with a very realistic prescription paper bag, you can rest assured that your gift will look as authentic as it is amusing. Laughs all round Of course, the real magic of OldFartamins lies in its ability to turn even the most mundane moments into opportunities for laughter. Whether it's combatting grumpybones or warding off sudden grey hairs, this humorous gift is guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most mature of faces. So why settle for boring gifts when you can give the gift of laughter with OldFartamins? BUY NOW and enjoy the fact that age may be just a number, but laughter is timeless - so why not embrace the absurdity and share a laugh with those who matter most?
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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