Gears Out They Whine So I Wine Stress Putty - Relaxing Bath Design - Novelty Therapy Putty for Moms and Teachers - Wine red, Fidget Toy
- YOU GAVE THEM LIFE, THEY GAVE YOU A REASON TO WINE…AGAIN – You love them with every fiber of your being, but WHEWIE can they whine you straight to the stemware. When your cherub’s latest meltdown has your nerves shot, but you’re fresh out of merlot, grab your They Whine, So I Wine Fidget Putty.
- FUNNY STRESS RELIEF WHEREVER MOM NEEDS IT – If your kids are inconsiderately acting childish at a time or place where you can’t get your wine on, They Whine Reality Relief Putty will help until you get home. The tightly sealed tin keeps the therapy putty safe in a compact, portable container. Moms, keep a tin in your purses, desks, or wherever an impromptu need for a little “me time” pops up.
- DON’T STRESS, MAMA, SQUISH YOURSELF SANE – No mom has survived motherhood without the need for stress relief, that’s just science. When you’re feeling stressed to the max, you’ll love the relaxing results that come from squeezing, squishing, and stretching this beautiful, wine-colored fidget putty.
- CUTE STOCKING STUFFERS FOR MOMS AND MOM FRIENDS – Everyone gets stressed out from time to time, so They Whine, So I Wine Reality Relief Fidget Putty is a perfect choice for all the ladies in your circle who can use a laugh…and probably a drink. It’s fun and useful too!
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially formulated, deep red putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. Wine not give it a try?
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-WHINE-PUTTY
They Whine, So I Wine Stress Putty
Because, Have You Met Kids?
Children. From their toddler years to their twenties, they know how to whine a mom right to the brink of insanity. They Whine, So I Wine Putty is a mama’s best friend when the kids start acting like children, but a glass – or box – of vino isn’t an option. She can soothe those frazzled nerves and release some frustration while working the specially formulated dough in her hands and still be able to taxi the kids all over creation later.
For Moms About to Pop Their Corks
They Whine, So I Wine Therapy Putty comes in an adorable tin that will make any mom giggle when motherhood gets real. It’s small enough to fit in a desk, purse, or wherever you hide your emergency chocolate stash. No matter where you are in your motherhood journey, your kids will give you a reason to wine. Always keep some mommy putty on hand and squeeze away the tension before you come uncorked.
This cute wine gift is funny and thoughtful for any mother who could use a timeout of her own. Surprise wine lovers with wine red stress putty that offers some reality relief at a moment’s notice. It’s a sweet addition to care packages, wine gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or holiday gift exchanges. It also makes an awesome Mother’s Day or thinking of you gift for moms!
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- YOU GAVE THEM LIFE, THEY GAVE YOU A REASON TO WINE…AGAIN – You love them with every fiber of your being, but WHEWIE can they whine you straight to the stemware. When your cherub’s latest meltdown has your nerves shot, but you’re fresh out of merlot, grab your They Whine, So I Wine Fidget Putty.
- FUNNY STRESS RELIEF WHEREVER MOM NEEDS IT – If your kids are inconsiderately acting childish at a time or place where you can’t get your wine on, They Whine Reality Relief Putty will help until you get home. The tightly sealed tin keeps the therapy putty safe in a compact, portable container. Moms, keep a tin in your purses, desks, or wherever an impromptu need for a little “me time” pops up.
- DON’T STRESS, MAMA, SQUISH YOURSELF SANE – No mom has survived motherhood without the need for stress relief, that’s just science. When you’re feeling stressed to the max, you’ll love the relaxing results that come from squeezing, squishing, and stretching this beautiful, wine-colored fidget putty.
- CUTE STOCKING STUFFERS FOR MOMS AND MOM FRIENDS – Everyone gets stressed out from time to time, so They Whine, So I Wine Reality Relief Fidget Putty is a perfect choice for all the ladies in your circle who can use a laugh…and probably a drink. It’s fun and useful too!
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially formulated, deep red putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. Wine not give it a try?
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-WHINE-PUTTY
They Whine, So I Wine Stress Putty
Because, Have You Met Kids?
Children. From their toddler years to their twenties, they know how to whine a mom right to the brink of insanity. They Whine, So I Wine Putty is a mama’s best friend when the kids start acting like children, but a glass – or box – of vino isn’t an option. She can soothe those frazzled nerves and release some frustration while working the specially formulated dough in her hands and still be able to taxi the kids all over creation later.
For Moms About to Pop Their Corks
They Whine, So I Wine Therapy Putty comes in an adorable tin that will make any mom giggle when motherhood gets real. It’s small enough to fit in a desk, purse, or wherever you hide your emergency chocolate stash. No matter where you are in your motherhood journey, your kids will give you a reason to wine. Always keep some mommy putty on hand and squeeze away the tension before you come uncorked.
This cute wine gift is funny and thoughtful for any mother who could use a timeout of her own. Surprise wine lovers with wine red stress putty that offers some reality relief at a moment’s notice. It’s a sweet addition to care packages, wine gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or holiday gift exchanges. It also makes an awesome Mother’s Day or thinking of you gift for moms!
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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