Gnometastic Middle Finger Gnome, 8.45in Tall - The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue - Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament
- The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall by Gnometastic - Middle Finger Gnome - Inappropriate Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament
- Naughty Angry Gnome: He's not just mad, this funny knome is giving both middle fingers to just about everything that pisses him off - the cat next door, irritating neighbors, pesky garden fairies, small yapping dogs and the stupid squirrels!
- Measurements: Stands 8.45" inches Tall x 4.5" inches Wide | Gnome figurine weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant
- Awesome Decoration: Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, home or office or anywhere you think is appropriate! | Makes a funny gag gift idea for men and women, just about any adult with a sense of humor will laugh at this odd little gnome!
- Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint and Materials. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in USA
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: 203 Brands
- Model Number: 203B-GT-DBIRD
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: 203B-GT-DBIRD
- Size: 8.45in
- Style: Gnomes
Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall - Middle Finger Gnome - Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament - Say "Hello!" to our Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue! Don't call him "cute".. This is one pissed off gnome! An almighty FU to the universe! He may be a bit feisty - some would say slightly angry, cranky or disrespectful even. He's not afraid to give the world not one, but two "birds"! This little guy needs anger management, he's flipping his middle fingers at just about everything that annoys him. He's not saying "hello" to anyone, in fact, The collectible Double Bird Gnome is saying GO AWAY to the obnoxious pink flamingos, the dumb cat who constantly rubs up on him, the stupid squirrel, the neighbor's idiot small yapping dog, and anyone else disturbing his peace! (And a not so subtle insult to the stuck-up neighbor who you're secretly convinced is a robot alien!) / Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty and gag gifts! Give in to the kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes - it's not just a funny lawn gnome, it's art! These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn - your garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss's door), the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just possess an offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) DIMENSIONS: Stands 8.45" inches Tall x 4.5" Wide | Gnome statue weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant. Made in China, DESIGNED in the USA.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall by Gnometastic - Middle Finger Gnome - Inappropriate Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament
- Naughty Angry Gnome: He's not just mad, this funny knome is giving both middle fingers to just about everything that pisses him off - the cat next door, irritating neighbors, pesky garden fairies, small yapping dogs and the stupid squirrels!
- Measurements: Stands 8.45" inches Tall x 4.5" inches Wide | Gnome figurine weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant
- Awesome Decoration: Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, home or office or anywhere you think is appropriate! | Makes a funny gag gift idea for men and women, just about any adult with a sense of humor will laugh at this odd little gnome!
- Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint and Materials. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in USA
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: 203 Brands
- Model Number: 203B-GT-DBIRD
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: 203B-GT-DBIRD
- Size: 8.45in
- Style: Gnomes
Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall - Middle Finger Gnome - Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament - Say "Hello!" to our Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue! Don't call him "cute".. This is one pissed off gnome! An almighty FU to the universe! He may be a bit feisty - some would say slightly angry, cranky or disrespectful even. He's not afraid to give the world not one, but two "birds"! This little guy needs anger management, he's flipping his middle fingers at just about everything that annoys him. He's not saying "hello" to anyone, in fact, The collectible Double Bird Gnome is saying GO AWAY to the obnoxious pink flamingos, the dumb cat who constantly rubs up on him, the stupid squirrel, the neighbor's idiot small yapping dog, and anyone else disturbing his peace! (And a not so subtle insult to the stuck-up neighbor who you're secretly convinced is a robot alien!) / Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty and gag gifts! Give in to the kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes - it's not just a funny lawn gnome, it's art! These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn - your garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss's door), the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just possess an offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) DIMENSIONS: Stands 8.45" inches Tall x 4.5" Wide | Gnome statue weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant. Made in China, DESIGNED in the USA.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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