Gnometastic Mini Gnomes - Middle Finger Gnome 3.5in, Double Bird Gnome - Naughty Garden Gnome for Fairy Garden, Funny Garden Gnomes Decoration for Yard, Outdoor Lawn Ornament and Home Decor
- Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Gnome, 3.5" inch Tall - Middle Finger Garden Gnome Figurine Accessories for Fairy Garden, Terrarium, Planter or Home Decor
- NAUGHTY GNOME MINIATURE: tiny and rude, angry gnome is flipping both birds to everything - the cat, irritating neighbors, drunken gnomes, gossipy garden fairies, dogs, and the squirrel. He's saying louder than words "Go Away"
- MEET THE GNOME MINI: We took our favorite (slightly offensive, odd and often inappropriate) funny knomes and shrunk them down. Small gnomes figurines 3 to 5 inches easily fit into planter pots, fairy garden and terrarium accessories, lawn and home decorations or desk toys for adults. We suggest giving them as gifts to your friends, mom and dad, stoners or a funny gag gift for adults.
- MEASUREMENTS: Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5* inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 2.6 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant
- SAFETY TESTED: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome Figurine is Hand Painted with Detailed Accents | Made in China. Designed in the USA
- Color: Double Bird
- Manufacturer: 203 Brands, Inc
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: 203B-GN-MINI-DB
- Size: 3in
- Style: Double Bird
Gnometastic Double Bird Gnome, 3.5in Tall Mini Garden Gnome Figurine - Naughty, Small Gnome Garden Statue for Fairy Garden, Indoor, Outdoor Decoration - The Original Double Bird Gnome, 3.5" inch Gnome Mini - Middle Finger Garden Gnome for Fairy Garden, Terrarium, Planter or Home Decor - Introducing the Double Bird Gnome Miniature Figurine. This tiny gnome has the same bad attitude: angry, rude, offensive and downright inappropriate for some audiences. This little gnome dislikes cats, squirrels and yappy dogs. He has added fairies, fairy garden parties and neighbors to the list of people and things that piss him off. Use as a cheeky home decoration, funny garden decor, funny desk accessory or desk toy for adults. Funny decoration for your yard, porch, home or office. Do you love knomes or know someone who does? Our gnome will make a fantastic pothead gifts for stoners. Gnometastic represents not just funny lawn ornaments but a lifestyle. Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty, weird and gag gifts! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes - it's not just a funny lawn gnome - it's art. These quirky little guys will make a hilarious decoration to any landscape they adorn - indoor and outdoor: garden decor, the kitchen, work or home office, the bathroom (?!), just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just possess an inappropriate, offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5" inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 3 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant. | Safety Tested: Complies with CA Proposition 65. Made from Polyresin. Made in China, Designed in the USA.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
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Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
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Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Gnome, 3.5" inch Tall - Middle Finger Garden Gnome Figurine Accessories for Fairy Garden, Terrarium, Planter or Home Decor
- NAUGHTY GNOME MINIATURE: tiny and rude, angry gnome is flipping both birds to everything - the cat, irritating neighbors, drunken gnomes, gossipy garden fairies, dogs, and the squirrel. He's saying louder than words "Go Away"
- MEET THE GNOME MINI: We took our favorite (slightly offensive, odd and often inappropriate) funny knomes and shrunk them down. Small gnomes figurines 3 to 5 inches easily fit into planter pots, fairy garden and terrarium accessories, lawn and home decorations or desk toys for adults. We suggest giving them as gifts to your friends, mom and dad, stoners or a funny gag gift for adults.
- MEASUREMENTS: Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5* inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 2.6 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant
- SAFETY TESTED: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome Figurine is Hand Painted with Detailed Accents | Made in China. Designed in the USA
- Color: Double Bird
- Manufacturer: 203 Brands, Inc
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: 203B-GN-MINI-DB
- Size: 3in
- Style: Double Bird
Gnometastic Double Bird Gnome, 3.5in Tall Mini Garden Gnome Figurine - Naughty, Small Gnome Garden Statue for Fairy Garden, Indoor, Outdoor Decoration - The Original Double Bird Gnome, 3.5" inch Gnome Mini - Middle Finger Garden Gnome for Fairy Garden, Terrarium, Planter or Home Decor - Introducing the Double Bird Gnome Miniature Figurine. This tiny gnome has the same bad attitude: angry, rude, offensive and downright inappropriate for some audiences. This little gnome dislikes cats, squirrels and yappy dogs. He has added fairies, fairy garden parties and neighbors to the list of people and things that piss him off. Use as a cheeky home decoration, funny garden decor, funny desk accessory or desk toy for adults. Funny decoration for your yard, porch, home or office. Do you love knomes or know someone who does? Our gnome will make a fantastic pothead gifts for stoners. Gnometastic represents not just funny lawn ornaments but a lifestyle. Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty, weird and gag gifts! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes - it's not just a funny lawn gnome - it's art. These quirky little guys will make a hilarious decoration to any landscape they adorn - indoor and outdoor: garden decor, the kitchen, work or home office, the bathroom (?!), just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just possess an inappropriate, offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5" inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 3 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant. | Safety Tested: Complies with CA Proposition 65. Made from Polyresin. Made in China, Designed in the USA.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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