Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty - Funny Therapy Putty Ocean Humor, Fidget Toy, Red, Metal Tin
- SEASIDE OR LANDLOCKED, IT’S GOOD IF YOU GOT CRABS – Whether you’re stressing about high seas or just can’t wait to get to the nearest beach, you don’t have to worry if you Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty. Calm your nerves with a handful of crabs and relax away the tension.
- SQUISHY CRABS PUTTY STRESS TOY WON’T DRY OUT – When you Got Crabs, you’ll be able to enjoy that crazy sensation as long as you want, because it won’t dry out. Our extraordinary putties are legendary for remaining squishy and squeezy even in open air for ridiculous lengths of time!
- SOOTHING THERAPY IN A TIN GOES WHEREVER STRESS CREEPS UP ON YOU – You just don’t know where you’ll be when something gets on your nerves and makes your skin crawl. When tension and anxiety creep up on you, this compact therapy in a tin is a soothing remedy. It easily fits into your desk drawer, gym bag, car console, or purse so you can stop any unsettling, icky feelings in their tracks.
- FUNNY CRABS GAG GIFT FOR MEN AND WOMEN – Got Crabs Stress Putty is a perfect stocking stuffer or Christmas gift for friends and family. Not sure what to give your husband? He’ll be stoked you Got Crabs and thought to give him some too. This weird gift a thoughtful idea for everyone on your list. Nobody forgets where they Got Crabs!
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO RELAX SLOWLY AND RELIEVE TENSION – Release stress as you loosen the putty by kneading and stretching it in your hands. The more you work it, the softer and more soothing it gets.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: Crabs-Putty
Got Crabs Stress Putty
If you’ve had enough and find that you’re stressed to the max, chances are all you need is to get crabs. Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty is the bright red therapy dough made to relieve tension whenever anxiety creeps up on you unexpectedly.
Go Ahead and Give Crabs to Everyone!This unique stress toy for adults is a load of laughs. Folks will be so excited to receive such a crazy novelty putty. You’ll quickly become a legend, because they’re sure to tell everyone they Got Crabs from you!
Got Crabs Putty is a funny gag gift to give your friends and family with a warped sense of humor. The gift of laughter is priceless no matter what the occasion. You can count on a chuckle fest when this wild fidget toy becomes a weird birthday gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, Secret Santa present part, or is just given to brighten someone’s day!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- SEASIDE OR LANDLOCKED, IT’S GOOD IF YOU GOT CRABS – Whether you’re stressing about high seas or just can’t wait to get to the nearest beach, you don’t have to worry if you Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty. Calm your nerves with a handful of crabs and relax away the tension.
- SQUISHY CRABS PUTTY STRESS TOY WON’T DRY OUT – When you Got Crabs, you’ll be able to enjoy that crazy sensation as long as you want, because it won’t dry out. Our extraordinary putties are legendary for remaining squishy and squeezy even in open air for ridiculous lengths of time!
- SOOTHING THERAPY IN A TIN GOES WHEREVER STRESS CREEPS UP ON YOU – You just don’t know where you’ll be when something gets on your nerves and makes your skin crawl. When tension and anxiety creep up on you, this compact therapy in a tin is a soothing remedy. It easily fits into your desk drawer, gym bag, car console, or purse so you can stop any unsettling, icky feelings in their tracks.
- FUNNY CRABS GAG GIFT FOR MEN AND WOMEN – Got Crabs Stress Putty is a perfect stocking stuffer or Christmas gift for friends and family. Not sure what to give your husband? He’ll be stoked you Got Crabs and thought to give him some too. This weird gift a thoughtful idea for everyone on your list. Nobody forgets where they Got Crabs!
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO RELAX SLOWLY AND RELIEVE TENSION – Release stress as you loosen the putty by kneading and stretching it in your hands. The more you work it, the softer and more soothing it gets.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: Crabs-Putty
Got Crabs Stress Putty
If you’ve had enough and find that you’re stressed to the max, chances are all you need is to get crabs. Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty is the bright red therapy dough made to relieve tension whenever anxiety creeps up on you unexpectedly.
Go Ahead and Give Crabs to Everyone!This unique stress toy for adults is a load of laughs. Folks will be so excited to receive such a crazy novelty putty. You’ll quickly become a legend, because they’re sure to tell everyone they Got Crabs from you!
Got Crabs Putty is a funny gag gift to give your friends and family with a warped sense of humor. The gift of laughter is priceless no matter what the occasion. You can count on a chuckle fest when this wild fidget toy becomes a weird birthday gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, Secret Santa present part, or is just given to brighten someone’s day!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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