I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints – Funny Gag Gifts for Adults Weird Gifts White Elephant Ideas Gifts for Guys Peppermint Breath Mints Stocking Stuffers for Adults Funny Friend Gift
- MINTS THAT SAY IT ALL WHEN YOU CAN’T GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE – If you can’t get them to stop spilling their guts about every last detail of their lives, say your piece by thoughtfully offering a tin of I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints.
- IF YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SMELL IT TOO – I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues peppermint breath fresheners may not be able to keep them from driving you mad with their endless rambling, but at least they won’t be curling your nose hairs every time they open their mouths. Contains approximately 165 peppermint breath mints.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR ADULTS – I Give Zero Fox Mints are a snarky, sarcastic stocking stuffer that will catch friends and family off guard and have the whole room laughing.
- WEIRD GAG GIFTS ARE THE BEST GIFTS – Sliding a tin of funny mints into a care package, gift basket, Christmas stocking, or Secret Santa gift gives friends and family an extra special surprise for birthdays, holidays, or just because you’re thinking of them. Were you invited to a White Elephant Party and have no idea what to get? I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints are sure to have everyone in stitches!
- MADE IN THE USA – Giving exactly zero fox everywhere.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: GEARS-ZERO-MTS
I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints
Take a Mint … and a Hint!
When you’ve had enough of the drama addicts in your life, it’s time to draw in a breath of fresh air with I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints. These potent peppermint breath mints are packed with enough chill to cool your noodle after an overdose of incessant ranting and whining from those who think you still care about their crap no matter how many times you roll your eyes or try to walk away.
It’s Okay to Give Zero Fox
I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints are for those victimized by chronic over-sharers. Whether you’re at work, home, or in the checkout line at the grocery store, there’s always someone unloading their baggage at your feet. These snarky mints will help fight back against the constant barrage of crazy when you pop a few for yourself, or offer the tin to the offending party.
Loaded with tons of attitude and approximately 165 peppermint breath mints, this hilarious novelty gift for grownups makes the perfect silly stocking stuffer, unisex white elephant gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, adult Easter baskets, or just because you know someone who is fresh out of fox to give.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- MINTS THAT SAY IT ALL WHEN YOU CAN’T GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE – If you can’t get them to stop spilling their guts about every last detail of their lives, say your piece by thoughtfully offering a tin of I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints.
- IF YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SMELL IT TOO – I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues peppermint breath fresheners may not be able to keep them from driving you mad with their endless rambling, but at least they won’t be curling your nose hairs every time they open their mouths. Contains approximately 165 peppermint breath mints.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR ADULTS – I Give Zero Fox Mints are a snarky, sarcastic stocking stuffer that will catch friends and family off guard and have the whole room laughing.
- WEIRD GAG GIFTS ARE THE BEST GIFTS – Sliding a tin of funny mints into a care package, gift basket, Christmas stocking, or Secret Santa gift gives friends and family an extra special surprise for birthdays, holidays, or just because you’re thinking of them. Were you invited to a White Elephant Party and have no idea what to get? I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints are sure to have everyone in stitches!
- MADE IN THE USA – Giving exactly zero fox everywhere.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: GEARS-ZERO-MTS
I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints
Take a Mint … and a Hint!
When you’ve had enough of the drama addicts in your life, it’s time to draw in a breath of fresh air with I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints. These potent peppermint breath mints are packed with enough chill to cool your noodle after an overdose of incessant ranting and whining from those who think you still care about their crap no matter how many times you roll your eyes or try to walk away.
It’s Okay to Give Zero Fox
I Give Zero Fox About Your Issues Mints are for those victimized by chronic over-sharers. Whether you’re at work, home, or in the checkout line at the grocery store, there’s always someone unloading their baggage at your feet. These snarky mints will help fight back against the constant barrage of crazy when you pop a few for yourself, or offer the tin to the offending party.
Loaded with tons of attitude and approximately 165 peppermint breath mints, this hilarious novelty gift for grownups makes the perfect silly stocking stuffer, unisex white elephant gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, adult Easter baskets, or just because you know someone who is fresh out of fox to give.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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