Just Sh*t in a Public Restroom Stress Putty - Funny Gross Bathroom Joke - Novelty Therapy Putty for Travel Lovers - Red, Fidget Toy
- BECAUSE HOLDING STRESS IN REEKS – Holding onto stress is like walking into a nasty public bathroom with a peeker threatening to emerge. You tense up, break into a nervous sweat, and start behaving irrationally, often affecting innocents who happen upon the seen. Don’t let stress ruin your day; squeeze and squish Public Restroom Putty through your hands until you’ve released that uncomfortable load of tension.
- STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – When a sh*tty day has soiled your mood, grab some Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Stress Putty and flush away that foul mood.
- FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for teens and adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use cheering up after hovering over the world's grossest toilet. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
- WACKY STOCKING STUFFER IDEA FOR TRAVELERS – Everyone gets stressed out from time to time, so Public Restroom Fidget Putty is a perfect choice for friends and family. Not only is it a goofy surprise to find in a stocking, but it’s also useful for relaxing away anxiety through therapeutic play when they’re forced to deal with other people’s crap.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially-formulated, red putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you dump a load of stresso.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-P-RESTROOM-PTY
Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Stress Putty
Be Prepared When Stress is Splattered All Over the Place
Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Fidget Putty comes in an unsettling, but hilarious tin that will make you giggle when the stuff hits the stall. It’s compact enough to fit in a desk, purse, glove compartment, or cabinet at home, school, or the office. When you have stress that just won’t quit, take out the putty and drop that tension like a brown trout in the public pool. The worries of the day will squish through your fingers wherever stress leaks out, and you’ll walk away feeling relaxed and collected in a way that only comes from playing with high quality stress relief toys for adults.
This crazy poop gift is the perfect gender neutral gift for frequent travelers or buddies with small bladders. Surprise friends and family with bright red stress putty that can help them dump daily stress wherever life takes them. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or office gift exchanges. It also makes an awesome Halloween party favor or costume contest prize!
Tin measures approx. 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- BECAUSE HOLDING STRESS IN REEKS – Holding onto stress is like walking into a nasty public bathroom with a peeker threatening to emerge. You tense up, break into a nervous sweat, and start behaving irrationally, often affecting innocents who happen upon the seen. Don’t let stress ruin your day; squeeze and squish Public Restroom Putty through your hands until you’ve released that uncomfortable load of tension.
- STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – When a sh*tty day has soiled your mood, grab some Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Stress Putty and flush away that foul mood.
- FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for teens and adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use cheering up after hovering over the world's grossest toilet. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
- WACKY STOCKING STUFFER IDEA FOR TRAVELERS – Everyone gets stressed out from time to time, so Public Restroom Fidget Putty is a perfect choice for friends and family. Not only is it a goofy surprise to find in a stocking, but it’s also useful for relaxing away anxiety through therapeutic play when they’re forced to deal with other people’s crap.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially-formulated, red putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you dump a load of stresso.
- Color: Red
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-P-RESTROOM-PTY
Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Stress Putty
Be Prepared When Stress is Splattered All Over the Place
Just Sh*t In A Public Restroom Fidget Putty comes in an unsettling, but hilarious tin that will make you giggle when the stuff hits the stall. It’s compact enough to fit in a desk, purse, glove compartment, or cabinet at home, school, or the office. When you have stress that just won’t quit, take out the putty and drop that tension like a brown trout in the public pool. The worries of the day will squish through your fingers wherever stress leaks out, and you’ll walk away feeling relaxed and collected in a way that only comes from playing with high quality stress relief toys for adults.
This crazy poop gift is the perfect gender neutral gift for frequent travelers or buddies with small bladders. Surprise friends and family with bright red stress putty that can help them dump daily stress wherever life takes them. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or office gift exchanges. It also makes an awesome Halloween party favor or costume contest prize!
Tin measures approx. 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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