Political Satire Hide in Biden Pen Holder - Prank for Republican or Democrat. Funny Gift for Biden Liberals or Trump MAGA Supporters
- BIDEN PEN HOLDER & PAPERWEIGHT: The only Biden merchandise you will ever need; The original and copyrighted Joe Biden figure pen holder for desk to enjoy his presidency or to make a funny prank gift to your democrat friends
- REALISTICALLY HANDCRAFTED: Measuring 4.5" x 3.5" x 5" Joe Biden toy is made of durable polyresin material and expertly crafted realistic look and facial expression; Detailed hand-painted and featuring his white hair, aviator sunglasses, and face mask covering
- Biden MEMORABILIA: Hate or love him, but you just can't ignore him; Our Joe Biden merchandise makes a valuable collector's item perfect for any political humor collection; Excellent addition to other political novelties and gags, and a funny Christmas gift for republicans or democrats to make them cringe and laugh for years
- JOKE GIFT IDEA: Whether a funny Biden gift for white elephant gifts exchange or Joe BIden gag gift for democrats or republicans, our Biden man figurine makes political gifts great again!; Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and start conversations, a one of a kind unique gift for Christmas
- VERSATILE IN PURPOSE: Use it as desk decor or a democrat gift, or display it as a forever Biden 2020 reminder; Our Biden collectible can be displayed anywhere a sense of humor is welcome (or not). His big hole will hold pens, paintbrushes, and sunglasses
- Color: White
- Manufacturer: Political Satire
- Model Number: BPH
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: BPH
- Size: Medium
- Style: White Mask
Biden Listing The Political Satire Hide-In-Biden Pen Holder and Paperweight is a lasting reminder to contemplate Biden’s election win and impending presidency and the ultimately funny gag gift for adults to surely be noticed, loved, and admired by many. Adorable Quality Design We've taken care of every detail and skillfully made this Joe Biden novelty gift with non-fake qualities to ensure durability and real-like appeal to match. Durable polyresin material build will withstand angry pen inserting or back grabbing Professionally molded to highlight the smallest of details and expressions Hand-painted to reflect on signature features Elegantly Boxed for Gift-Ready Idea A unique, thoughtful, and quirky reminder of what we all went through makes slightly compromising Biden statue a must-have office gift, funny gift for white elephant gifts exchange, or stocking stuffer for adults. Beautifully presented in a cardboard box, the president Biden gift is ready to be given and to make conversation topics for years to come. Multitasking in Purpose Whether to admire his vulnerable position or to grace the office desk with its practical design, our Biden desk decoration is versatile in use. The flat bottom makes an excellent paperweight, while a generous in size hole will accommodate pens, sunglasses, or markers. Witty in its meaning while amusing in its sketch, it makes a meaningful collector's item and eye-catching ornament.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
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International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
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Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
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Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
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Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- BIDEN PEN HOLDER & PAPERWEIGHT: The only Biden merchandise you will ever need; The original and copyrighted Joe Biden figure pen holder for desk to enjoy his presidency or to make a funny prank gift to your democrat friends
- REALISTICALLY HANDCRAFTED: Measuring 4.5" x 3.5" x 5" Joe Biden toy is made of durable polyresin material and expertly crafted realistic look and facial expression; Detailed hand-painted and featuring his white hair, aviator sunglasses, and face mask covering
- Biden MEMORABILIA: Hate or love him, but you just can't ignore him; Our Joe Biden merchandise makes a valuable collector's item perfect for any political humor collection; Excellent addition to other political novelties and gags, and a funny Christmas gift for republicans or democrats to make them cringe and laugh for years
- JOKE GIFT IDEA: Whether a funny Biden gift for white elephant gifts exchange or Joe BIden gag gift for democrats or republicans, our Biden man figurine makes political gifts great again!; Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and start conversations, a one of a kind unique gift for Christmas
- VERSATILE IN PURPOSE: Use it as desk decor or a democrat gift, or display it as a forever Biden 2020 reminder; Our Biden collectible can be displayed anywhere a sense of humor is welcome (or not). His big hole will hold pens, paintbrushes, and sunglasses
- Color: White
- Manufacturer: Political Satire
- Model Number: BPH
- Package Quantity: 1
- Part Number: BPH
- Size: Medium
- Style: White Mask
Biden Listing The Political Satire Hide-In-Biden Pen Holder and Paperweight is a lasting reminder to contemplate Biden’s election win and impending presidency and the ultimately funny gag gift for adults to surely be noticed, loved, and admired by many. Adorable Quality Design We've taken care of every detail and skillfully made this Joe Biden novelty gift with non-fake qualities to ensure durability and real-like appeal to match. Durable polyresin material build will withstand angry pen inserting or back grabbing Professionally molded to highlight the smallest of details and expressions Hand-painted to reflect on signature features Elegantly Boxed for Gift-Ready Idea A unique, thoughtful, and quirky reminder of what we all went through makes slightly compromising Biden statue a must-have office gift, funny gift for white elephant gifts exchange, or stocking stuffer for adults. Beautifully presented in a cardboard box, the president Biden gift is ready to be given and to make conversation topics for years to come. Multitasking in Purpose Whether to admire his vulnerable position or to grace the office desk with its practical design, our Biden desk decoration is versatile in use. The flat bottom makes an excellent paperweight, while a generous in size hole will accommodate pens, sunglasses, or markers. Witty in its meaning while amusing in its sketch, it makes a meaningful collector's item and eye-catching ornament.
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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