Seamen Stress Relief Putty - Funny Fidget Putty for Men - Tension Relief Formula - Glow in The Dark - Captain Jack Hoffs
- SOLO RELIEF IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND – When the tide is swelling, you feel stressed and in need of release, you sometimes have to take matters into your own hands. Don’t be shy, grab a wad of Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Putty and yank away a load of tension.
- SEALED CONTAINER PREVENTS NASTY MESSES – If you’re not playing with it, put it away in the tightly sealed storage container. Avoiding sticky situations that arise from dripping Seamen Putty will keep you on course for smooth sailing.
- UNIQUE GIFT THAT OOZES FUN FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use some sweet relief from a long, hard day. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
- IT EVEN GLOWS IN THE DARK – Navigating stormy seas is a part of adulthood for everyone, so Captain Jack’s Seamen Putty will come in handy for men and women. The holidays are sure to get off to a mind-blowing start when friends or family find this stimulating surprise in their stockings.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Feel tension flow out of you as you soften the specially-formulated, white putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you bust out some Seamen Putty. The satisfying release is so great after you finish, you’ll practically glow.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-SEAMEN-PTTY
Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Putty
Is everything fouled up? Are you in need of some stress relief? Captain Jack Hoff put in long, hard hours of manual labor to work up a special formula that will get you back on an even keel. When life has you over a barrel, grab Captain Jack’s Seamen Putty, and tug away until you’re smiling again.
If the daily grind has taken the wind out of your sails, and you need to relieve some dangerously pent-up tension, take matters into your own hands before you go off like a loose cannon. It’ll be smooth sailing after you spend some time yanking on this handy glow in the dark therapy putty.
Cream Stress with Seamen Putty
Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Putty comes in a hilariously naughty nautical container that will have even the stiffest landlubber bursting with laughter. It’s compact enough to fit in a drawer, bag, or tacklebox, so it’s handy when the mood to relieve stress strikes. When rough seas have tension rising, handling a thick, white glob of Seamen Putty will get you back on course. The longer you play with it, the more relaxed you’ll feel.
Surprise friends and family with white Seamen Stress Putty that can help them yank away daily stress however it comes. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or gift exchanges.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- SOLO RELIEF IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND – When the tide is swelling, you feel stressed and in need of release, you sometimes have to take matters into your own hands. Don’t be shy, grab a wad of Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Putty and yank away a load of tension.
- SEALED CONTAINER PREVENTS NASTY MESSES – If you’re not playing with it, put it away in the tightly sealed storage container. Avoiding sticky situations that arise from dripping Seamen Putty will keep you on course for smooth sailing.
- UNIQUE GIFT THAT OOZES FUN FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use some sweet relief from a long, hard day. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
- IT EVEN GLOWS IN THE DARK – Navigating stormy seas is a part of adulthood for everyone, so Captain Jack’s Seamen Putty will come in handy for men and women. The holidays are sure to get off to a mind-blowing start when friends or family find this stimulating surprise in their stockings.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Feel tension flow out of you as you soften the specially-formulated, white putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you bust out some Seamen Putty. The satisfying release is so great after you finish, you’ll practically glow.
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-SEAMEN-PTTY
Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Putty
Is everything fouled up? Are you in need of some stress relief? Captain Jack Hoff put in long, hard hours of manual labor to work up a special formula that will get you back on an even keel. When life has you over a barrel, grab Captain Jack’s Seamen Putty, and tug away until you’re smiling again.
If the daily grind has taken the wind out of your sails, and you need to relieve some dangerously pent-up tension, take matters into your own hands before you go off like a loose cannon. It’ll be smooth sailing after you spend some time yanking on this handy glow in the dark therapy putty.
Cream Stress with Seamen Putty
Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Putty comes in a hilariously naughty nautical container that will have even the stiffest landlubber bursting with laughter. It’s compact enough to fit in a drawer, bag, or tacklebox, so it’s handy when the mood to relieve stress strikes. When rough seas have tension rising, handling a thick, white glob of Seamen Putty will get you back on course. The longer you play with it, the more relaxed you’ll feel.
Surprise friends and family with white Seamen Stress Putty that can help them yank away daily stress however it comes. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or gift exchanges.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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