Squishy Blobfish - 2 Fishies - Ugly or Cute Blob Fish Squishies - Best Gag Gift for Children and Adults - Squish Stress Relief Toy - Will Make Everyone Laugh
- Unique and Hilarious Gift: Whether you're looking for a quirky present for a friend or a fun addition to your marine-themed collection, the Blobfish Squishy is the ultimate choice. It's the gift that keeps on giving, one squish at a time!
- Mood-Lifting Magic: This little guy is so good at turning frowns upside down that we're thinking of calling it the "Happiness Blobfish." When life's got you down, just squeeze, laugh, and feel the grumpies swim away.
- Best Desk Friend Ever: Forget boring office decor – the Blobfish Squishy is your new cubicle confidant, ready to share the workload and the laughs. Co-workers will be fin-terested in your new office companion!
- Stress Relief with a Side of Laughter: Our Blobfish Squishy is the world's funniest way to beat stress – it's like having a blobfish therapist who also moonlights as a stand-up comedian!
- Squish and Smiles: Give this squishy buddy a squeeze, and watch it transform from a blob to a blob-tiful smile. It's a giggle generator with every pinch.
- Manufacturer: DR DINGUS
- Model Number: Squishfish_2
- Part Number: Sqishfish_1
- Size: Small
Introducing the DR DINGUS Blobfish Squishy: The Squeezably Squashy Companion You Never Knew You Needed! If you thought blobfish were just the grumpy-looking, gelatinous creatures of the deep sea, think again! Our Blobfish Squishy brings these underappreciated ocean oddities to life in a whole new, huggable way. It's more than just a squishy toy; it's a mood lifter, a stress reliever, and a hilarious conversation starter all in one. This adorable, palm-sized blobfish is the ultimate stress-busting companion. Whenever life's pressures start to weigh you down, give this little fella a loving squeeze, and watch your worries dissipate like bubbles in the ocean. It's like having a personal therapist with a perpetual case of the Mondays, and it's here to put a smile on your face! Not only is the Blobfish Squishy your go-to stress-relief buddy, but it's also a fantastic desk accessory, a mantlepiece mascot, or a delightful decoration for your living space. It's a pop of quirky charm in any setting, and it'll have your friends and family doing double-takes as they ponder the cutest blobfish they've ever seen. Perfect for kids and adults alike, the Blobfish Squishy is a whimsical gift that's sure to be a hit for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to share a laugh with someone special. Whether you're a fan of marine life or just someone who appreciates a bit of silliness in their day, the Blobfish Squishy is your new squishy soulmate! Embrace the blobfish's inner cuteness with this lovable, squeezable friend. Get your Blobfish Squishy today and let the squishy, fishy fun begin!
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
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International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
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Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
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Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
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Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
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Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- Unique and Hilarious Gift: Whether you're looking for a quirky present for a friend or a fun addition to your marine-themed collection, the Blobfish Squishy is the ultimate choice. It's the gift that keeps on giving, one squish at a time!
- Mood-Lifting Magic: This little guy is so good at turning frowns upside down that we're thinking of calling it the "Happiness Blobfish." When life's got you down, just squeeze, laugh, and feel the grumpies swim away.
- Best Desk Friend Ever: Forget boring office decor – the Blobfish Squishy is your new cubicle confidant, ready to share the workload and the laughs. Co-workers will be fin-terested in your new office companion!
- Stress Relief with a Side of Laughter: Our Blobfish Squishy is the world's funniest way to beat stress – it's like having a blobfish therapist who also moonlights as a stand-up comedian!
- Squish and Smiles: Give this squishy buddy a squeeze, and watch it transform from a blob to a blob-tiful smile. It's a giggle generator with every pinch.
- Manufacturer: DR DINGUS
- Model Number: Squishfish_2
- Part Number: Sqishfish_1
- Size: Small
Introducing the DR DINGUS Blobfish Squishy: The Squeezably Squashy Companion You Never Knew You Needed! If you thought blobfish were just the grumpy-looking, gelatinous creatures of the deep sea, think again! Our Blobfish Squishy brings these underappreciated ocean oddities to life in a whole new, huggable way. It's more than just a squishy toy; it's a mood lifter, a stress reliever, and a hilarious conversation starter all in one. This adorable, palm-sized blobfish is the ultimate stress-busting companion. Whenever life's pressures start to weigh you down, give this little fella a loving squeeze, and watch your worries dissipate like bubbles in the ocean. It's like having a personal therapist with a perpetual case of the Mondays, and it's here to put a smile on your face! Not only is the Blobfish Squishy your go-to stress-relief buddy, but it's also a fantastic desk accessory, a mantlepiece mascot, or a delightful decoration for your living space. It's a pop of quirky charm in any setting, and it'll have your friends and family doing double-takes as they ponder the cutest blobfish they've ever seen. Perfect for kids and adults alike, the Blobfish Squishy is a whimsical gift that's sure to be a hit for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to share a laugh with someone special. Whether you're a fan of marine life or just someone who appreciates a bit of silliness in their day, the Blobfish Squishy is your new squishy soulmate! Embrace the blobfish's inner cuteness with this lovable, squeezable friend. Get your Blobfish Squishy today and let the squishy, fishy fun begin!
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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