Witty Yeti Super Hilarious, Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Get Revenge with Family-Friendly Novelty Notes. Feel The Satisfaction of Pranking Idiot Parkers with Funny Notices, Xmas Stocking Stuffers
- PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better. Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot-stealing, Jeep-driving, when they find your sassy citation!
- EQUIP YOUR MINI-VAN FOR MAJOR REVENGE. People that can't park driving your family crazy? Teach those double parking mother truckers a lesson with our kid approved insults! Adults and children alike will enjoy our clever quips.
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our cool Witty Yeti gag gifts, pranks, and novelty goods. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Is that guy at your work with the BMW stealing your favorite spot? These profanity free tickets (probably) won't get you in trouble with HR!
- THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Break these awesome cards out at the White Elephant holiday work party for a laugh. They're also the best Christmas or birthday gift for passive aggressive men, women or angsty teens.
- Color: White Black
- Manufacturer: Witty Yeti
- Model Number: passive aggressive car revenge present
- Package Quantity: 50
- Part Number: 50 Note Fun Pack
- Size: Small
Don't get mad at parking lot idiots, get even using our 50 pack of bad parking revenge cards that are appropriate for the whole family!
Put the keys down and pick up one of our offensive parking cards for vengeance that won't end with a visit from the police. You get to enjoy sweet revenge, while your target is forced to recognize how stupid they parked. With our assorted set of sayings, there's a priceless insult for everyone!
No pen, no problem!
We already wrote the insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card right under their cars windshield wiper and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Ruin that motorcycle maniac's day and let them feel your rage with a unique mean message of choice.
Are these cards safe for work?
These non-vulgar cards are family friendly! Perfect for use at the office on your dumb coworkers who just can't stay between the lines. Looking for something extra spicy? We offer a crude 18+ edition for when kid friendly and clean doesn't cut it.
Can I have a sneak peek of the phrases?
Some smash hits include:
Maybe buy a coloring book, so you can practice staying in the lines.
Expensive European car? You look rich, so do us all a favor and buy yourself some parking lessons.
I'm not even mad. This parking job is so bad, I'm actually impressed.
I've seen my dog puke up things that look better than your parking job.
What’s in the box?
You will receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 various phrases.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better. Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot-stealing, Jeep-driving, when they find your sassy citation!
- EQUIP YOUR MINI-VAN FOR MAJOR REVENGE. People that can't park driving your family crazy? Teach those double parking mother truckers a lesson with our kid approved insults! Adults and children alike will enjoy our clever quips.
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our cool Witty Yeti gag gifts, pranks, and novelty goods. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Is that guy at your work with the BMW stealing your favorite spot? These profanity free tickets (probably) won't get you in trouble with HR!
- THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Break these awesome cards out at the White Elephant holiday work party for a laugh. They're also the best Christmas or birthday gift for passive aggressive men, women or angsty teens.
- Color: White Black
- Manufacturer: Witty Yeti
- Model Number: passive aggressive car revenge present
- Package Quantity: 50
- Part Number: 50 Note Fun Pack
- Size: Small
Don't get mad at parking lot idiots, get even using our 50 pack of bad parking revenge cards that are appropriate for the whole family!
Put the keys down and pick up one of our offensive parking cards for vengeance that won't end with a visit from the police. You get to enjoy sweet revenge, while your target is forced to recognize how stupid they parked. With our assorted set of sayings, there's a priceless insult for everyone!
No pen, no problem!
We already wrote the insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card right under their cars windshield wiper and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Ruin that motorcycle maniac's day and let them feel your rage with a unique mean message of choice.
Are these cards safe for work?
These non-vulgar cards are family friendly! Perfect for use at the office on your dumb coworkers who just can't stay between the lines. Looking for something extra spicy? We offer a crude 18+ edition for when kid friendly and clean doesn't cut it.
Can I have a sneak peek of the phrases?
Some smash hits include:
Maybe buy a coloring book, so you can practice staying in the lines.
Expensive European car? You look rich, so do us all a favor and buy yourself some parking lessons.
I'm not even mad. This parking job is so bad, I'm actually impressed.
I've seen my dog puke up things that look better than your parking job.
What’s in the box?
You will receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 various phrases.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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