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- IF IT’S WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT – When workouts give you a high to rival that of any narcotic, then you’re ready for the Workout Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty. Your relationship may not be conventional, but you don’t care what other people think.
- EVEN YOUR MUSCLES NEED A BREAK – When your muscles are jelly, and you can’t go one more step on the treadmill, then take a break and play with your stress relief putty. It’ll keep your mind occupied until that guy gets off YOUR machines, or you can lift your legs again.
- THINK OF IT AS A WORKOUT FOR YOUR HANDS – You’ve worked on your biceps, triceps, and even your core, but your hands need a workout too. Go ahead and squish, squeeze, and squelch your way to strong hands.
- THE TREADMILL IS BROKEN, DON’T FREAK OUT – People forget that workouts can be stressful too. Your favorite machine could be broken, or some heartless monster stole it out from under you. When your brain can’t take the stimulation, grab your Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Putty, and sit in a corner until the bad man goes away.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s basically a workout in a tin that fits into your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.
- Color: Blue
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-WORKOUTS-PTTY
Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty
The treadmill makes me so hot
There are people who love workouts. There are people that hate workouts. And then, there are people that want to cuddle with workouts and have little superbabies. If you love workouts so much it makes you feel like a teenager watching Baywatch, then Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty is for you.
There’s no shame in loving workouts. The heart wants what the heart wants, and your heart wants to beat at 180 beats per minute on a stair stepper. When you’ve pushed your body to the limits, and you’re laying on the ground breathing heavily in a pool of sweat, there’s only one thing that can get you up again…stress putty. You like your muscles hard and running fast. If you can’t imagine life without a workout, then stop stressing over what you love and embrace Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty.
I feel so dirty after a workout
Workouts make you hot, and your entire body is covered in sweat. When you’re done, you can’t believe you did it, and you feel so dirty. You just want to take a shower. You’re a little ashamed at how fast it was, but not every workout can be a marathon. You’re still embarrassed about that one day when you couldn’t go to the gym, but you rationalized it by saying it happens to everyone eventually. The harder you work the harder you get…we’re talking muscles here, people.
Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty is the perfect post-workout activity. It loosens up your body and relieves all that stress and tension you’ve built up through the day. Life just doesn’t feel right without having a workout. That’s when you know, you’re fully invested in the relationship. Mazeltov!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
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Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
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Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
- IF IT’S WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT – When workouts give you a high to rival that of any narcotic, then you’re ready for the Workout Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty. Your relationship may not be conventional, but you don’t care what other people think.
- EVEN YOUR MUSCLES NEED A BREAK – When your muscles are jelly, and you can’t go one more step on the treadmill, then take a break and play with your stress relief putty. It’ll keep your mind occupied until that guy gets off YOUR machines, or you can lift your legs again.
- THINK OF IT AS A WORKOUT FOR YOUR HANDS – You’ve worked on your biceps, triceps, and even your core, but your hands need a workout too. Go ahead and squish, squeeze, and squelch your way to strong hands.
- THE TREADMILL IS BROKEN, DON’T FREAK OUT – People forget that workouts can be stressful too. Your favorite machine could be broken, or some heartless monster stole it out from under you. When your brain can’t take the stimulation, grab your Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Putty, and sit in a corner until the bad man goes away.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s basically a workout in a tin that fits into your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.
- Color: Blue
- Manufacturer: Gears Out
- Part Number: GEARS-WORKOUTS-PTTY
Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty
The treadmill makes me so hot
There are people who love workouts. There are people that hate workouts. And then, there are people that want to cuddle with workouts and have little superbabies. If you love workouts so much it makes you feel like a teenager watching Baywatch, then Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty is for you.
There’s no shame in loving workouts. The heart wants what the heart wants, and your heart wants to beat at 180 beats per minute on a stair stepper. When you’ve pushed your body to the limits, and you’re laying on the ground breathing heavily in a pool of sweat, there’s only one thing that can get you up again…stress putty. You like your muscles hard and running fast. If you can’t imagine life without a workout, then stop stressing over what you love and embrace Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty.
I feel so dirty after a workout
Workouts make you hot, and your entire body is covered in sweat. When you’re done, you can’t believe you did it, and you feel so dirty. You just want to take a shower. You’re a little ashamed at how fast it was, but not every workout can be a marathon. You’re still embarrassed about that one day when you couldn’t go to the gym, but you rationalized it by saying it happens to everyone eventually. The harder you work the harder you get…we’re talking muscles here, people.
Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty is the perfect post-workout activity. It loosens up your body and relieves all that stress and tension you’ve built up through the day. Life just doesn’t feel right without having a workout. That’s when you know, you’re fully invested in the relationship. Mazeltov!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Shipping Summary
We currently ship exclusively to addresses within the United Kingdom.
Standard International Shipping from the United States to the United Kingdom is available at a flat rate of £9.99.
Shipping Time & Methods
Estimated Delivery Time: 10–17 business days
This total includes both processing and transit times.
-
Processing Time: All orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of purchase.
-
International Transit (US to UK):
Orders are initially shipped via FedEx from our U.S.-based fulfillment centers.
Average international transit time is 4–10 business days. -
Domestic Delivery within the UK:
Once the shipment arrives in the United Kingdom, it is handed over to Royal Mail for final delivery.
UK domestic delivery typically takes an additional 3–4 business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on the product’s fulfillment center and any customs processing that may be required.
Please note that while most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, unexpected delays may occur due to factors such as customs inspections, public holidays, weather disruptions, or other unforeseen circumstances. Delivery dates are not guaranteed, as final transportation is managed by third-party carriers.
Tracking Information
You will receive a tracking number via email once your order has been dispatched.
Products may be shipped from different fulfillment centers depending on availability and inventory levels.
Delivery Information
Orders are delivered directly to most addresses within the United Kingdom, with the exception of P.O. boxes.
In certain remote or rural areas, additional delivery fees may apply. In such cases, you may be required to collect your parcel from the nearest shipping partner’s location.
Refund & Return Policy
Overview
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. Please review our refund and return policy to understand how to proceed if you need to return an item or request a refund.
Order Cancellations
Canceling Your Order Before Shipping:
You can cancel your order within 2 hours of placing it. To do so:
-
Log in to your account and cancel the order directly.
-
Alternatively, email us immediately at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
If More Than 2 Hours Have Passed:
If it's been more than 2 hours since you placed your order, you will need to contact our customer service team for assistance. Please email us at cs@everymarket.uk with your order details.
Once Your Order Has Shipped:
Unfortunately, we cannot cancel orders once they’ve been shipped. In that case, you can return the item by following our return process.
Return Policy
Return Period: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to request a return.
Item Condition: Products must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with all tags attached.
Return Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees unless the item is defective.
Return Approval: Returns must be approved before sending items back. Contact us at cs@everymarket.uk to begin the process.
How to Initiate a Return
-
Contact our support team at cs@everymarket.uk with your order number and reason for the return.
-
If approved, we will provide a return shipping label and detailed instructions.
-
Pack the item securely and send it back using a trackable shipping method.
-
Once received and inspected, we will process your refund or exchange.
Defective or Damaged Products
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately.
Return Eligibility: Used defective items may be returned if the defect is confirmed.
Shipping Costs: We will cover the return shipping cost for defective or incorrect items.
Refund: A full refund, including original shipping costs, will be issued for defective items.
Returns for Customer Remorse (Changed Mind, Wrong Item Ordered)
Eligibility: Items may be returned within 30 days if they are unused and in their original condition.
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping fees.
Refund: Original shipping costs are non-refundable for remorse-based returns.
Items Not Eligible for Return
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., laptops, tablets, Kindles)
-
Gift cards and prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, some jewelry, and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Process
Processing Time: Refunds are issued within 3-5 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item.
Refund Method: Refunds are credited to the original payment method or as store credit for purchases made with gift cards.
Bank Processing: Please allow additional time for your bank to process the refund.
Exchanges
To exchange an item quickly, return the original product and place a new order for the replacement.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service
22 Larch End, Uckfield, TN22 5GE
Customer Support
Our support team is available 24/7 for any questions or assistance.
📧 Email: cs@everymarket.uk
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